When I Say 'Run Past The Bouncer As Fast As You Can', Run Past The Bouncer As Fast As You Can

When you resolve to stay indoors and play Bomberman until your fingers bleed...then you blink, and you're suddenly watching Pink Eyes pile drive some guy into a never-ending onslaught of drunken headbangers while a near-stranger thrusts drinks in your face...you suddenly think that maybe going out with only six dollars in your pocket isn’t such a bad idea.