Abusing the vernacular 58 words at a time

Saturday, October 4, 2008

In fairness to the fairer

Girls make me smile. They make me laugh, blush and tense up every muscle in my body. If I spent one day without seeing a girl, I think I'd die from withdrawal. Cramps, vomiting....I'd probably eat nine vats of ground beef and down them with carbonated gravy.

So I'd be pregnant, and I don't really want stretch marks

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