This morning, I thought to myself ‘Hey, if I want a kitten so badly, I should just buy one of those chocolate-covered ones! Then I can eat the outside and keep the adorable inside!’
It took me a good five minutes for it to register that those delicious pets don’t actually exist.
I was utterly devastated.
Stupid reality.
Abusing the vernacular 58 words at a time
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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