Totally Alert and Incomprehensible, or, Neutered Nougat

This morning, I thought to myself ‘Hey, if I want a kitten so badly, I should just buy one of those chocolate-covered ones! Then I can eat the outside and keep the adorable inside!’

It took me a good five minutes for it to register that those delicious pets don’t actually exist.

I was utterly devastated.

Stupid reality.

I Wanna Start A Fambly!, or, Never, Ever Let Me Start A Family.

I have been compiling a list of kitten names for some time
Avery
Gideon
Goon
Saban
Akimbo
Jehu
Khan
Elvrum
Pemberton
Santos
Epworth
Yoni
Boombox
Pecola
Elkas
Kurosawa
Guthrie
Kidynamite
VanGaalen
Hoosier
Rashomon
Blurton
Koushik
Bannon
Haverty
Negundo
Kylesa
Pecola
Burdock
Penelope
Yndi
Cadeaux
Molina
Guthrie
Kuro
Yoni
Simka
Kinsey
Windom
Sylvie
Gingembre
Olgorki
Ghettoblaster
Onieda
Yoshimi
Bookcase