Abusing the vernacular 58 words at a time

Saturday, January 10, 2009

What Ikea advertisements have done for me (Lately)


The Brave Little Toaster made me into a pack rat. Seeing what those household items went through to get back to their owner (Whom they loved) made me want to hold onto every blanket and lamp I’ve ever owned. I’m still terrified of running over the Vacuum’s chord ‘cause I’m afraid of being charged with assisting a suicide.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the appliances are plotting against us.

Too many people